The life and times of Mike Benner. | michaelgbenner@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @woefullymisinformed)http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://withashout.net/post/255917139" target="_blank">ajamison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Muppets sing “Bohemian Rhapsody”</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.muppetnewsflash.com/2009/11/muppets-sing-bohemian-rhapsody.html" target="_blank">Muppet Newsflash</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>This video is at the crossroads of so many of my interests.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/256237449http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/256237449Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:49:33 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/klJcD6HyeOg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/klJcD6HyeOg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Up is far and away the best movie of the year.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://happyhour.tumblr.com/post/255826024/totallifemockery-agreed-hows-that-for" target="_blank">happyhour</a>)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/255914241http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/255914241Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:21:36 -0800<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt269mDh2Q1qzn8r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hyenas are cute. Who knew?</p> <p>(via <a href="http://piratekitten.tumblr.com/post/242727226/hyena-cub-born-at-the-denver-zoo" target="_blank">piratekitten</a>)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/254168438http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/254168438Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:22:09 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktk1pdnRgY1qz93a6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Batman gets a little sensitive during the holidays.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/254164274http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/254164274Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:15:13 -0800<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthh9qhFUg1qz93a6o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Adderall is what ended Calvin & Hobbes.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/252380674http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/252380674Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:58:37 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hF5KWMX3u4Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hF5KWMX3u4Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Ever wonder what happened to George and AJ from Up? NOW YOU KNOW!</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/252319436http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/252319436Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:48:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2UyRtrOmXOk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2UyRtrOmXOk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I am totally digging this up-tempo take on one of my favorite songs.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/251173508http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/251173508Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:10:40 -0800<p>1. Kristen Stewart is a terribly wooden actress who mumbles most of her lines. After about two hours of this, a vampire takes her hand in an attempt to read her thoughts. After a beat of silence, the vampire releases her hand and says, “Hm, I can’t see anything.” That’s about what I expected.</p> <p>2. Towards the end of a very draggy scene at a shoehorned-in Italian vampire council meeting, the camera cuts to a very bored looking vampire slouched in a chair who says, “Can we end this now?” He was talking about some sort of discussion about Edward, but it felt like meta-commentary.</p> <p>3. During a dramatic and tense scene where our heroes lives are threatened, we are shown a brief vision of the future: It is Edward wearing a sweater vest and khakis, and Bella dressed like a Brigitta from The Sound of Music, running gleefully through the woods without a care in the world while their skin sparkles. The scene is so out of place that the audience—filled with Twilight fans, by the way—burst out in machine gun laughter.</p> <p>4. Edward has really, really weird looking nipples.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/251079503http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/251079503Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:12:56 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktestcdO2a1qz8z2ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wow, this captures the true essence of my marriage: I’m Jon Arbuckle, and my wife is Garfield. Things make a lot more sense now.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/" target="_blank">garfieldminusgarfield</a>)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/251069627http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/251069627Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:59:28 -0800<p>I am going to see New Moon tonight, despite my deep-seated belief that all things Twilight should be thrown into a large pit, covered in gasoline, set on fire, buried and have the land salted so nothing will grow. Then, an atomic bomb wrapped in dynamite will be dropped on the burial site from a helicopter exactly one-mile up.</p> <p>Hundreds of years later, earth’s remaining survivors will find a time capsule. Along with the typical newspaper clippings and tschotskes relevant to our time, there will be a video containing a message from me. I will tell them, “Always remember: Vampires are not cool. If anyone tries to convince you that sensitive angst-ridden vampires are ‘hot’ or ‘sexy,’ destroy them immediately. Use the gun in the time capsule.” At this point, they will root around some more in the capsule and discover a gun.</p> <p>I really hate Twilight.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/250567152http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/250567152Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:07:13 -0800<p>Given the very thorny <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-jordanhall091209" target="_blank">speech</a> Michael Jordan gave at his own Hall of Fame induction, is anyone still comfortable buying their underwear from him?</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249946798http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249946798Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:33:10 -0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdfmtO5s51qz93a6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>LOSE THE TREASURE GET THE CHESHIRE! (<a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2009/11/18/cats-for-gold-cats4gold/" target="_blank">urlesque</a>)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249897698http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249897698Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:32:53 -0800<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdeiczb4i1qz93a6o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249879675http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249879675Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:08:36 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/249868389/tumblr_ktddtsCN2P1qz93a6&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>The Beatles (<a href="http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/246192724/yvynyl-the-beatles-never-broke-up-on-sept" target="_blank">sorta</a>) - Sick To Death</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249868389http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249868389Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:53:52 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd2xdLNZw1qzosvyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://withashout.net/post/249842703" target="_blank">ajamison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://allthingspixar.tumblr.com/post/249785146/an-explorer-is-a-friend-to-all-be-it-plants-or" target="_blank">allthingspixar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>An explorer is a friend to all. Be it plants or fish or tiny mole.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249866200http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249866200Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:50:59 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SJ5w4MkFofc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SJ5w4MkFofc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>And with this clip, the Keyboard Cat meme can officially be retired.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/249832548/haley-joel-osmont-on-walker-texas-ranger-how" target="_blank">johnaugust</a>)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249834977http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/249834977Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:09:25 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbzhhaep91qz93a6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We demand to be taken seriously.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/248993566http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/248993566Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:46:29 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aVXX6NFpcT8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aVXX6NFpcT8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/248934239/wordsbycodi-50-ways-to-leave-your-lover-paul" target="_blank">copycats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wordsbycodi.tumblr.com/post/248930310/50-ways-to-leave-your-lover-cover-by-the" target="_blank">wordsbycodi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Paul Simon cover)</b><br/> by <i>THE MUPPETS?!</i></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>A thousand times yes.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/248967340http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/248967340Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:21:16 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/248823290/tumblr_ktbqx7irIU1qz93a6&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>The Beatles (<a href="http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/246192724/yvynyl-the-beatles-never-broke-up-on-sept" target="_blank">sorta</a>) - Soldier Boy</p> <p>Listen to what the man says.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/248823290http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/248823290Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:41:31 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbltj4sOk1qz93a6o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I just got back from a table read at Futurama. Best start to the morning ever.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/248727702http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/248727702Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:51:00 -0800