The life and times of Mike Benner. | michaelgbenner@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @woefullymisinformed)http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7481399&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7481399&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7481399&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gregjong.tumblr.com/post/235681582/guy-fawkes-night-was-a-smashing-success-mini-guy" target="_blank">gregjong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Guy Fawkes Night was a smashing success. Mini Guy burnt quite nicely.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh what a night.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/235682166http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/235682166Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:39:40 -0800<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksq4ekon031qz93a6o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/235671233http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/235671233Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:25:32 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kso095MiGN1qz93a6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two of these men later became leaders of large American states.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/234472826http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/234472826Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:00:41 -0800<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksny3j4TCs1qzctuuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gregjong.tumblr.com/post/234429762/tonight-is-guy-fawkes-night-and-we-shall-be" target="_blank">gregjong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tonight is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes_Day" target="_blank">Guy Fawkes Night</a>, and we shall be celebrating with a bonfire. Stay tuned: video of the burning effigy to come.</p> </blockquote> <p>Tonight will be excellent.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/234433899http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/234433899Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:18:41 -0800<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslwx1HOAf1qz8fgvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://philadelphiawilldo.com/post/233269075" target="_blank">willdo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Above: My prediction for tonight.</p> </blockquote> <p>I am so crazy nervous about this game.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/233366640http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/233366640Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:46:21 -0800<p>All I can think about is baseball. I am ruined for normal life today.</p> <p>Go Phillies.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/233109392http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/233109392Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:23:44 -0800<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslj9vGHuP1qz93a6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memelodia.blogspot.com/2009/10/parkers-halloween-costume.html" target="_blank">This</a> dog’s Halloween costume is a reproduction of <a href="http://www.williamhundley.com/chih.html" target="_blank">this</a> obscure piece of art. Sometimes I think people have too much time on their hands, but on the other hand, it’s a dog standing on cheeseburgers so I’m cool with it.</p> <p>(<i>Thanks for the tip, Meryl.</i>)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/233050485http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/233050485Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:58:00 -0800<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslhmmxaak1qz93a6o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/233025212http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/233025212Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:23:10 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjvd2b9Fz1qz93a6o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is this really Chris Brown’s new album artwork? It’s a joke, right?</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/232127296http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/232127296Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:24:00 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjq76DQiq1qa9h8bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Phanatic is the best.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://happyhour.tumblr.com/post/232050194/contractyear-utley-and-the-phanatic-give-em" target="_blank">happyhour</a>)</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/232053717http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/232053717Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:39:19 -0800<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksinjzgFX41qz93a6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>PHILLIES!!! I am drained right now. It takes everything you have physically and emotionally to be a Phillies fan. I am sorta dreading games six and seven, I’m not sure my nerves can take it.</p> <p>On an “I AM AWESOME” side note, I totally called Chase’s 3-run homer in the first and have the text message to prove it.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231502867http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231502867Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:38:22 -0800<p>Apparently it’s good luck to post highlights during the game. Phillies are now up 6-1 and Cliff “Frickin” Lee just smacked a base hit.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231369278http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231369278Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:18:00 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="224" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7405849&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7405849&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7405849&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="224"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Is it bad luck to post highlights while the game is still happening? I don’t know and I don’t care! CHASE UTLEY IS THE MAN!</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231365100http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231365100Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:13:59 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi4niGGLR1qz93a6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231131686http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231131686Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:50:05 -0800<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshwx5sa191qz93a6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kurt Vonnegut.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/books/review/Eggers-t.html?_r=1" target="_blank">nyt</a>.)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231003926http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231003926Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:03:04 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d7rn3eiVV5E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d7rn3eiVV5E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Remember when commercials were all like this, and they worked?</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231000040http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/231000040Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:57:19 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshkiqdip01qz8z2ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is exactly how I feel after that Phillies loss. Brad Lidge, just… do your job… ugh.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/" target="_blank">garfieldminusgarfield</a>)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/230926719http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/230926719Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:08:23 -0800“‘He was so vain,’ the unidentified A-Rod lover told Us Weekly. ‘He had not one but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur.’”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/rod_art_hung_like_horse_ex_Bm6Vm3KmA1AHuLOtGJtzLN" target="_blank">Breaking A-Rod news</a>! (via <a href="http://philadelphiawilldo.com/" target="_blank">willdo</a>)</p> <p>This really has to be fake.</p></em>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/229536550http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/229536550Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:56:50 -0700<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9cefMdV81qztjn5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">eyeonspringfield</a>)</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/229209853http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/229209853Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:00:28 -0700<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="339" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/6555681001?isVid=1&publisherID=769341148" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=47042726001&playerID=6555681001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/6555681001?isVid=1&publisherID=769341148" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=47042726001&playerID=6555681001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="339" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://withashout.net/post/228273662" target="_blank">ajamison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/10/drunk-ewoks-disrupt-nbcs-today-show-video.html" target="_blank">“Drunk Ewoks disrupt NBC’s Today Show”</a></p> <blockquote> <p>NBC’s “Today” show Halloween decorating segment with Better Homes & Gardens and the news team dressed as “Star Wars” characters went increasingly awry due to a pair of scene stealing Ewoks.</p> <p>Al Roker, dressed as Han Solo, tries to keep the peace. But he couldn’t prevent the dry humping.</p> <p>“Down boy, down!”</p> <p>“What’s he doing behind me?!”</p> <p>“You’re not allowed to have vodka” …</p> </blockquote> <p>This is pretty amazing. Be sure to watch the whole thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>Take note, Today: When you turn your show into a joke, people treat it like one. Also note Al Roker’s absolutely ridiculous costume.</p>http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/228281732http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/228281732Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:04:16 -0700