PHILLIES!!! I am drained right now. It takes everything you have physically and emotionally to be a Phillies fan. I am sorta dreading games six and seven, I’m not sure my nerves can take it.
On an “I AM AWESOME” side note, I totally called Chase’s 3-run homer in the first and have the text message to prove it.
Apparently it’s good luck to post highlights during the game. Phillies are now up 6-1 and Cliff “Frickin” Lee just smacked a base hit.
Is it bad luck to post highlights while the game is still happening? I don’t know and I don’t care! CHASE UTLEY IS THE MAN!
Kurt Vonnegut.
(via nyt.)
Remember when commercials were all like this, and they worked?
This is exactly how I feel after that Phillies loss. Brad Lidge, just… do your job… ugh.
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
‘He was so vain,’ the unidentified A-Rod lover told Us Weekly. ‘He had not one but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur.’
Breaking A-Rod news! (via willdo)
This really has to be fake.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
(via eyeonspringfield)
“Drunk Ewoks disrupt NBC’s Today Show”
NBC’s “Today” show Halloween decorating segment with Better Homes & Gardens and the news team dressed as “Star Wars” characters went increasingly awry due to a pair of scene stealing Ewoks.
Al Roker, dressed as Han Solo, tries to keep the peace. But he couldn’t prevent the dry humping.
“Down boy, down!”
“What’s he doing behind me?!”
“You’re not allowed to have vodka” …
This is pretty amazing. Be sure to watch the whole thing.
Take note, Today: When you turn your show into a joke, people treat it like one. Also note Al Roker’s absolutely ridiculous costume.
